This one has really given me a huge deal of confidence regarding my career:George Bush has become a speaker at the “Get Motivated” programme,which is a series of seminars that run throughout the year and showcase “mega-watt super star speakers”.
So Dubya is on his way to become motivational speaker I see.That I guess gives me the license to become an expert on the breeding of Arabic horses or on the possibility of using shellfish as material for toothpastes!!
I mean here’s a guy who’se world renowned for his lack of grasp on what is supposed to be his native tongue,and the guy will be getting $1,00,000 for each appearance on the seminar.Heck,just two of these appearances will overshadow the “astronomical salary figures” that have been reported by various Indian newspapers,tv channels,uncles,aunties,ramu kakas..for some of our “elite” institutions.And for doing that too,he can shuffle up some of his old scripted speeches,forget the punch,screw the timing,do away with structure,and come home with a fat cheque!!
So when someone would ask Bush: ”Hey Dubya,becoming a speaker or what??People thought you were a dolt!!”,he’d say”They misunderestimated me”.
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